from: spiller
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Mon, Apr 18, 2016 at 10:07 AM
subject: Tattoo Translation

Hello, my friend got a tattoo in Chinese, it is supposed to be his name. But i think it has too many characters.

Thanks

Spiller

Another fool of the gibberish font.

from: Sabreen P.
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 2:48 PM
subject: Tattoo translation

Hello a friend of mine got this tattoo on her right wrist and has no idea what it mean, your translation would be greatly appreciated!

Thank you
Sabrina

"Toilet demon"?

厕 toilet

妖 goblin / witch / devil / bewitching / enchanting / monster / phantom / demon

from: Danny S.
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Sat, Feb 13, 2016 at 7:27 PM
subject: Short fat rocker

Hey, reading your blog has had me in hysterics for a while now so I thought I would contribute. I got the following tattoo from a friend of mine who had just started learning to tattoo, he said pick something unique so I Google translated the handle if my email address in to simplified Chinese. I like it and care not a bit if it us complete gibberish, as it is still a unique tattoo. Just thought you might Like a look. Cheers

Technically correct, but context is wrong.  

Tattoo says "short, fat/adipose, mechanical curved handle"