Thursday, July 3, 2008

Nereida Gallardo's "Ass-Guard"

Nereida Gallardo, the hot girlfriend of football star Cristiano Ronaldo, has some characters tattooed on her lower back.


http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/nereida_gallardo_still_wearing.php

I would assume there are more characters tattooed below her bikini bottom, otherwise the exposed portion of means "armed friend", or in this case: "ass-guard".

It sounds like a punchline for some anti-anal-sex joke.


(Thanks, John)

9 comments:

  1. here's the rest of it ;)
    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?
    pk=8581

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  2. Maybe supposed to be 找友? Then the next character is.... something? 禾レ smashed together? Maybe she's looking for friends? Potentially for buttsex? With tree branches, followed by a レー (Lay)?

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  3. first glance, i thought the word was 戒 which means to give up or quit (eg 戒煙 = quit smoking)

    maybe she's going to quit having friends? ;)

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  4. Generally 戎 means weapon, military, soldier, chariot,etc.

    source: http://zdic.net/zd/zi/ZdicE6Zdic88Zdic8E.htm

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  5. It could be 戒, jie. She's decided to not have friends any more ;)

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  6. Boy, that third character sure looks like 私 (with a really heavy 2nd stroke and no final stroke) to me.

    This does not improve the translation at all. IMHO.

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  7. maybe they meant asgard? as in home of the norse gods? >.>

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  8. In the henna world, this kind of body decoration (a design placed just above the cleft of the butt, typically on a girl) is called an "ass-hat". I wonder if that's what the tattooist was going for?

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  9. Could be part of a phrase like "Entry Prohibited" or "Exit Only."

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