Sunday, June 15, 2014

from: Meredith P.
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Wed, Jun 11, 2014 at 8:37 PM
subject: Possibly worst Japanese tattoo ever

Seriously, I cannot think of anything worse.

Reddit discussion: http://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/27vikg/possibly_the_worst_japanese_tattoo_i_have_ever/





According to Reddit discussion thread, the tattoo was intended to be:

"I stand for many yet walk alone."

However, it is a pretty horrendous translation fail.

My fellow linguaphile, Alan Siegrist adds, 

The peculiar thing is that the characters are all correctly and properly written in a nice font, but it is completely gibberish in meaning. Could it possibly have been machine-translated into Japanese from English or some other language and the MT output tattooed as-is onto the unsuspecting tattooee’s foot? You would think that maybe the untranslated lowercase letter “i” in the supposedly Japanese MT output would have clued someone in to the fact that the MT had failed, leaving just gibberish.

It reads:

のiスタンドの多く No i-sutando no ooku

まだ私は独りで歩ける。 Mada watashi ha hitori de arukeru.

The first line makes no sense but might mean something along the lines of:

“Many of i-stand of”

The second line is not so bad, translating to :

“I can still walk alone.”


This reminds me of Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

A reader of Hanzi Smatter recently sent in a poster of American television show, Arrow, where the lead character, Oliver Queen, has four Chinese characters tattooed on his abdomen.

The characters are 鼠姜姚猪, which literally translate as "rat/rodent", "ginger", "handsome/good-looking", and "pig/swine".

There are speculations on what the significance of this tattooed phrase, since I have never watched the series, I can only rely on interviews posted on YouTube.


from: Natalie O.
to: Tian
date: Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:47 AM
subject: Re: Help read my tattoo

I got this about 10 years ago and am curious to know what it actually says.

Thanks for your help.


滾蛋 = get out of here! / beat it!

Monday, April 7, 2014

from: Stacey Z.
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Sun, Apr 6, 2014 at 2:41 PM
subject: Tattoo Translation (please!) :)

A long-time friend of mine was a tattoo-monster in her formative years and sure enough, some sort of Asian script made its way onto her body! I just HAVE to know if it says what she thinks it says! Help! :)

-Stacey























Sunday, April 6, 2014

from: Maria P.
to: "tiangotlost@gmail.com"
date: Sun, Mar 23, 2014 at 7:24 AM
subject: Tatoo traslation
Hi! I got these tatoos about 12 years ago, i know the first one menas spirit/god, but the second one couldn't found a traslation. If you couldn't please help me! It was supose to mean LOVE.

Thank you very much!























does not mean "love", typically it means "dry" or "drying".

Thursday, February 20, 2014

from: Ashley O.
to: tiangotlost@gmail.com
date: Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 2:40 PM
subject: Help with tat to translation


Hi would you be able to translate the tat to on pic attached? Your help is greatly appreciated.
Thank you
Ashley
















殺生成(神?),

kill/killing to become god-like?

Thursday, January 23, 2014

from: Steffen M.
to: "tiangotlost@gmail.com"
date: Wed, Jan 22, 2014 at 7:08 AM
subject: What means my tattoo

Hey,


i locking for years what my tattoo mean but nobody could tell mw.

I hope you can translate my tattoo. Please….. It is very important for me

Best regards

Steffen






















a watery waste; to reach